Looking at War~Phyre, Rast~

[Rastus]

"Vice versa. Well, I think so anyway." He said. "Gabe's had the same girlfriend, Emma, since they were fifteen. She's alittle off mentally and Gabe won't leave her since it's a comfortable relationship."

[Phyre]

"Ahh. How is she off mentally? Is she just slow or something else?" Phyre asked.

[Rastus]

"Psycho." Rastus muttered. "She's threatened suicide if he ever left her, she's obsessed with him. She's tried to cut him off from his friends before, but he's a little socially inadequate, so he didn't get that's what she was trying to do. And worst of all, she's technically his mistress, since I married Lily and Gabe when we were four."

[Phyre]

"Uh.... I don't think he should stay in that relationship." Phyre said. "That does not sound healthy. Lily and Gabe got married when you were four?"

[Rastus]

"Well....married is a loose term. We had a fake a ceremony and they probably still tease each other about it now." Rastus said. "And it isn't a healthy relationship...for her. He's too oblivious to the world to realize what's going on. So it's actually pretty normal to him."

[Phyre]

"Ahh. Who married them?" Phyre asked. "Is he really that in his own head? How do you not notice that much obsession?"

[Rastus]

"I did." Rastus said, proudly. "And I think he knows it, he just chooses to ignore it and believe that everything is fine."

[Phyre]

"You were the fake preist?" Phyre asked trying to picture Rast in the robes of a priest. "Has anyone pointed it out to him?"

[Rastus]

"Everyday." Rastus said, rolling his eyes. "He still doesn't believe it. And yes, I was the four year old that married them. And no, I did not wear priest robes."

[Phyre]

"Oh. I really hope she doesn't follow through on her threat then." Phyre said. "Oh, now i can see that picture."

[Rastus]

"I'm still holding out hope that she will." Rastus said. "He leaves her, then she'll kill him before she kills herself. And I don't really want a sick verision of Romeo and Juliet played out in my living room."

[Phyre]

"That would be very bad. Considering Lily, as the Parsis in that scenario would die too." Phyre said. "Do any of you want her alive?"

[Rastus]

"Emma? We consider her just kinda...there." Rastus said. "I'm not fond of her. So no, I don't like and if she killed herself I wouldn't feel anything. Maybe relief. Lily though..She's like his perfect match."

[Phyre]

"They seemed like complete oppisites when I saw them though." Phyre said. "So a reversed Romeo and Juliet love plot."

[Rastus]

"Yeah. They are oppostites, but they are great together." Rastus said. "It's....well....I can't really think of anything to compare it to."

Rastus could. But he couldn't say it. It was like May and Aeron.