News~May Aeron~

[Aeron Smith]

"Yup, you're just odd. And if you want to go talk about hot guys, go upstairs and talk to 'Phina or Elly." Aeron said. "Or I'll kick you out. There is no talk of hot guys in this house that aren't me."

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

"Well, i guess there is no talk of hot guys in here period. And if you get to talk about hot girls all the time why can't i talk about hot guys? You don't get jealous do you?" May said. "And wouldn't going upstairs to talk about hot guys still be in the house?"

[Aeron Smith]

"Technically yes, but I won't count it if I can't hear it. And A: I don't like my sisters talking about hot guys. And B: I'm not gay. Don't talk about hot guys with me. That is just offensive." Aeron said. "Normally Elly just hits me when I talk about girls, so no one talks about that kind of stuff in this house period."

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

May rolled her eys. "So I need to start hitting you every time you talk about hot girls to get you to shut up?" May asked. "And your not gay? Since when!"

[Aeron Smith]

"Well you might just turn me gay, May Robin. And no. Hitting me won't work. You're not related to me. If you do that, I have to hit you whenever you talk about hot guys." Aeron said.

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

"But your my surrogate big brother! I'll hit you anyway, it doesn't matter if you give me permission or not." May said. "If I do turn you gay then i have a gay friend I can talk to hot guys about!"

[Aeron Smith]

"When I go gay, I'm killing myself." Aeron said, seriously. "And if you hit me, I'll hit you back. That's how I roll."

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

"You haven't hit me back yet today!" May said. "And don't take away my pleasure of getting to kill you! I even have it all planned out! Your not allowed to kill yourself."

[Aeron Smith]

"I KNEW IT!" Aeron shouted. "I knew you were trying to kill me! I was right!"

He then hit her upside the head.

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

May rubbed the back of her head a bit. 'Ow,' she thought but didn't say. "Of course I'm trying to kill you. You give me enough reasons too! Like hitting me on the back of the head." May said. It actually did hurt.

[Aeron Smith]

"You've hit me about three times today on the back of my head and I am not planning your murder. I hit you once, and suddenly my death is planned. I don't see how this is fair, cara mia." Aeron said.

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

"You death has been planed since you killed Eragon! At least I didn't hit you hard." May said. "I'm not your dear either."

[Aeron Smith]

"Please May Robin. If you wanted to kill me when we were six, I would have been dead already. You aren't the type to wait for too long to fulfill your plans. And I call every girl cara mia. Don't feel too special now." Aeron said, sarcastically.

[May Robin Forrest-Allen]

"No but back then I would have had motive! I had to wait till no one would suspect me." May said. It had made perfect sense in her head. "Then you kept giving be motive! So the method go more and more painful..."

May sighed and leaned back. She made her self relax but her head still hurt a bit.

"I don't feel special but I'm not your dear, therefore the name doesn't fit." She said.

[Aeron Smith]

"No one would have suspected you in the first place. And no one would have cared. Sure, the parents would have been sad, but who's going to make a six year old go to jail? The longer you wait, the more people will suspect you. Shoulda done it twelve years ago, when you had the chance, cara mia." Aeron said.

Aeron sighed when he saw her looking like she was in pain. He went and got some ice in a towel.

"Here you go, cara mia." He said.