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Post by Aeron Smith on Jan 31, 2010 23:29:08 GMT -5
"Please. As if you aren't dying to know every gruesome little detail of my sex life. You know you want me." Aeron said, teasingly. "And I do feel special. Now I know just how much you love me."
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Jan 31, 2010 23:33:47 GMT -5
"Ew. No i don't. If i did I would kill my self." May said, sarcastically. "Yeah, sure. I love you as much as I love Bob Grayson."
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Post by Aeron Smith on Jan 31, 2010 23:37:47 GMT -5
"Well we all know that you love him. He's your one true love. You burn for him May and you know it. Now tell me. You said Phyre didn't need a talk from me. Is this because you've already done bad things with him May?" He asked, innocently. "Because you two really should save it until your married."
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Jan 31, 2010 23:39:36 GMT -5
May blushed a bit. "Yuck. You sick Aeron. Bob? Ew." May said. "And they weren't bad.... It was quite good actually...And you can't say anything. You haven't waited."
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Post by Aeron Smith on Jan 31, 2010 23:46:24 GMT -5
"Gosh May. I'm offended. I'm trying to keep my friend from repeating my bad habits and this is what I get?" Aeron said. "Besides, I always wait at least a week. You waited for who knows how long. So I already have more morals than you. I win. Take that!"
He then smiled slyly.
"Unless you're lying! I bet you are! Come on May, tell Brother Aeron truthfully, how far did you let this boy go?" Aeron asked.
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Jan 31, 2010 23:50:24 GMT -5
"Brother Aeron? Your kidding right?" May asked. "And I don't want to hear the details of your love life why the hell would you want to hear about mine? For all you know I let him go all the way and I'm now pregnant."
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Post by Aeron Smith on Jan 31, 2010 23:52:54 GMT -5
"Well, if you are, I have to go get my sword and join your father in the defense of your honor." Aeron said, completely serious. "He better marry you if you did do that together. And we both know that you want to know the details of my life because you find it interesting."
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Jan 31, 2010 23:56:41 GMT -5
May looked Aeron. "I'm not an idiot Aeron. Of course I didn't go that damn far." May said, kinda mad he was serious. "And my honor is my own I don't need anyone defending it!You love life has been dead for a month. How is that interesting?"
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Post by Aeron Smith on Feb 1, 2010 0:00:45 GMT -5
"I said my love life. I never said my sex life. Those are two completely different things, cara mia." Aeron said. "I consider getting some and getting laid two different things as well. Getting some is when you are sleeping with someone you might actually sleep with again. Getting laid is a one night stand. I've gotten laid alot recently."
He waved away her concerns.
"I"m just looking out for you. You don't have a big brother and someone has to take over that role. So I"m stepping up. Lord knows Elly won't need it for awhile." He siad.
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Feb 1, 2010 0:05:02 GMT -5
"I really extremely don't want to hear about your sex life. If your stepping in as big brother that is wrong on so many levels." May said. "You really shouldn't be having one night stands... That is really just bad... And you call Rast a man whore...."
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Post by Aeron Smith on Feb 1, 2010 0:08:52 GMT -5
"He has more." Aeron said. "Besides, it's only been a month since my last break up and I wasn't having one night stands before then. And who do you want to step up as big brother? Rastus or Gabe, since you so adamantly refuse me."
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Feb 1, 2010 0:13:07 GMT -5
"Hmmm..... My big brother shall be..... Eragon! My imaginary friend from when I was 5!" May announced. "So ha!" May stuck her tongue out at him. She let the one night stand subject drop.
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Post by Aeron Smith on Feb 1, 2010 0:15:45 GMT -5
"Don't you remember? I'm the one who killed Eragon. That's why you used to hate me so much." Aeron said. "That was a pretty awesome death though. Stabbed, hung and a note written in blood. I was an awesome six year old."
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Post by May Robin Forrest-Allen on Feb 1, 2010 0:19:13 GMT -5
May hit him again. "Then I guess I'm going to have to deal with you as a big brother! Since you killed mine. And you were an annoying six year old not an awsome one, Mr. PoopyPants!" May said.
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Post by Aeron Smith on Feb 1, 2010 0:23:08 GMT -5
"YES! You admit it! I am your surrogate big brother! You must love,respect, and honor me!And make me sammiches. Until death do we part!" Aeron said, doing a victory dance.
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